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{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}

{"fact":"The domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. You can also learn about your cat's present state of mind by observing the posture of his tail.","length":180}

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{"fact":"Kittens remain with their mother till the age of 9 weeks.","length":57}

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{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}

{"fact":"In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.","length":189}

{"fact":"Cats have 30 teeth (12 incisors, 10 premolars, 4 canines, and 4 molars), while dogs have 42. Kittens have baby teeth, which are replaced by permanent teeth around the age of 7 months.","length":183}

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{"fact":"Kittens remain with their mother till the age of 9 weeks.","length":57}

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