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Zodiac P.I. is a mystery manga series written and illustrated by Natsumi Ando. Appearing as a serial in the monthly shōjo manga magazine Nakayoshi from the April 2001 issue to the January 2003 issue, the chapters were compiled into four bound volumes by Kodansha and published from November 2001 to March 2003. Set in present-day Japan, the series focuses on Lili Hoshizawa, a teenage detective who uses astrology to solve cases.
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Horace Birney Willard was an American medical doctor, businessman, Republican politician, and Wisconsin pioneer. He served one term in the Wisconsin State Assembly, representing Jefferson County.
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