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{"type":"standard","title":"Northern Combat Area Command","displaytitle":"Northern Combat Area Command","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4229203","titles":{"canonical":"Northern_Combat_Area_Command","normalized":"Northern Combat Area Command","display":"Northern Combat Area Command"},"pageid":562858,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/20/US_equipped_Chinese_Army_in_India_marching.jpg/330px-US_equipped_Chinese_Army_in_India_marching.jpg","width":320,"height":219},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/20/US_equipped_Chinese_Army_in_India_marching.jpg","width":333,"height":228},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1213347922","tid":"77774250-e07a-11ee-8d26-87e2287824e7","timestamp":"2024-03-12T14:11:49Z","description":"Military unit","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Combat_Area_Command","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Combat_Area_Command?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Combat_Area_Command?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Northern_Combat_Area_Command"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Combat_Area_Command","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Northern_Combat_Area_Command","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_Combat_Area_Command?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Northern_Combat_Area_Command"}},"extract":"The Northern Combat Area Command (NCAC) was a subcommand of the Allied South East Asia Command (SEAC) during World War II. It controlled Allied ground operations in northern Burma. For most of its existence, NCAC was commanded by United States Army General Joseph \"Vinegar Joe\" Stilwell. In 1945 after Stilwell was recalled, his deputy, Lieutenant General Daniel Sultan, was promoted to and assumed command.","extract_html":"
The Northern Combat Area Command (NCAC) was a subcommand of the Allied South East Asia Command (SEAC) during World War II. It controlled Allied ground operations in northern Burma. For most of its existence, NCAC was commanded by United States Army General Joseph \"Vinegar Joe\" Stilwell. In 1945 after Stilwell was recalled, his deputy, Lieutenant General Daniel Sultan, was promoted to and assumed command.
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