{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
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